Friday, June 30, 2006
S'up?
Thanks for the invite! I'm Anakin. The Misadventures of Anakin Skywalker... It was bigger but I cleaned out some of the mess. LOL! Anyway, thanks again for inviting me!
posted by Skywalker @ 12:44 PM   2 comments
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Just now...
I realized that this is a play off of the TV show "Sex in the City". A little slow, in more than movie watching pace I am...
posted by J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter @ 5:15 PM   3 comments
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Some sci-fier I am!
It took me thirteen months to get around to watching Star Wars III. And almost as long to actually post here! Oh well, I finally saw Revenge of the Sith yesterday. All through the movie I thought "This is PG-13?" until I got to the part with the charred legless body... That explained it all. My enjoyment was not helped by a chatty and squeamish person watching it next to me... Ah well... I liked it anyway... Maybe I'll post here more often. Without as many...s.
posted by J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter @ 9:13 AM   3 comments
Monday, June 19, 2006
Don't forget to wash your hands

Germs are thriving in the bowels of this city. Germs are everywhere, surrounding this building, binding this building, touching us with their dirty little claws..

Er, anyway, I think that you people need to see a safety film about germs, you can watch it here.
posted by Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator @ 8:50 AM   1 comments
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Judging You I Am
Asking me to do one more post, some people have. Well, one more post I have done. On
Last Gladiator Standing it is.

So there! I hope that happy you are! Hmph!

Permanent link to post
posted by Master Yoda @ 10:24 AM   2 comments
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Jaina: Hey guys!
I walked into the Diner. It was quite busy. I noticed Wedge in the corner but he was surrounded by a huge mountain of notes and paper. He looked really busy so I decided not to disturb him and went over to Dex instead.
"Hey Dex, how's it going?"
"Jaina! You haven't been here in a while."
"Well this is my first time in really. But I thought that you could use some entertainment."
I handed him a couple of holos.
"Well what do we have here?" He questioned.
"The latest holos from the S.T.R. Program. It's going pretty well but some Storm Trooper are having trouble fitting it. Stick it on, Dex!"

He linked up the holos to the projector so that the whole Diner could see them.

First up was one who was trying to make his way by dancing. You would be surprised how popular this option was.


Dancing Storm Trooper


Then there was... Well I'm not entirely sure what this one was doing. I think he was trying to conduct a few people but we can't really figure it out. The music is pretty sinister as well...


Conductor?

And lastly there was the poor Storm Trooper who was one of the Brave a took up the position of an....... intern!!!!!


Intern


The poor guy. He insists that he loves it.




I think that Dex liked them and the customers got a bit of a laugh as well. We were just done when my alarm went off. I waved my hand over my lightsaber to turn it off and then glanced at the clock that I built into it.
"Aww shoot Dex! Times up. I gotta get back to studying. See you later!"
"Ok Jaina, here, catch!"

He chucked the holos at me and I caught them and ran out the door.
posted by Anonymous @ 7:18 AM   2 comments
You Asked For It!
Anakin, Spiderman. Need I say more?
See it here!
posted by Anonymous @ 3:03 AM   0 comments
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Check Please
After getting of the DTS... (DEX-Trainsit trasporter subway)

I went to Dex... "Dex, can I get a raw steak extra bloody and some bloodwine? Also I need to be shuttled to SkyCity."

"I got just the person, captians a nice shuttle back and forth from there. I will send him and a waistress with your steak and wine over to your table." Dex said as he walked toward the kicthen


I took a small table and opened the letter from Holg, and looked at the wanted posters.

This trip may be longer than that night Bangkok
posted by Anonymous @ 1:28 PM   0 comments
Monday, June 05, 2006
Special Guest Poster
I had a special guest poster on my blog today. Tak: A Army of (Cl)one Really, I'm not that bad! *blushes*
posted by Anonymous @ 11:49 PM   1 comments
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Xavier and Maggie dine out
Once Magdalena and I had recovered from the horrible meals we had to eat as part of the third challenge on Last Gladiator Standing, we decided we needed to get off the planet for a bit and find some decent food somewhere. Wolverine had told me about this little hole in the wall so we decided to give that a try.

As we entered Dex's, the aroma of deep-fat fried foods started my mouth salivating.

"I'm afraid french fries are my one weakness," I told Maggie as we took a small table in the corner.

"Oh?" she replied, arching an eyebrow. "What about cognac?"

"That's not a weakness, that's an indulgence."

We were approached by a large . . I'm actually at a loss for words as how to describe this creature. I'm not even sure if it's male or female. I'll let you be the judge. The waiter handed us our menus. It was written in a language I didn't recognize. We handed them back.

Feeling gutsy, I said, "Something deep fried, please."

Maggie pointed to a couple two tables over. "I'll have what that blue woman is having, please."

As the waiter waddled off, I said to Maggie, "I don't know how I made it through that last challenge."

"What are you talking about, Charles? You didn't eat a bit. Bone Grinder ate all of your food."

"Well . . that may be true. But I still had to smell it. That alone almost made me wretch. "

Maggie rolled her pretty blue eyes. "You haven't really done any of these challenges, have you?"

"Moi?" I asked with mock astonishment. "I've completed each one."

"You made Vegeta fight in the arena battle for you. You had Henchman tow you through half the bike race. Now you had Bone Grinder eat all of that horrible food. I had to eat it all myself!"

"First of all Bone Grinder volunteered to eat that food. He seemed to really enjoy it. I have a very refined palate and simply would not be able to consume such over-whelming food."

It was at that moment that the waiter brought our dishes. I looked down at my food. Under the thin crust of fired batter there was something squirming. I felt my stomach getting queasy.

"Um, I don't think mine is quite done," I said.

I looked over at Maggie and her skin was turning as blue as woman's at the table across from us. Looking at her plate I could see why. Two little green things were slithering out of an soft sac.

"You know," I started, "I think I saw a McDonald's across the street."
posted by Professor Xavier @ 12:53 PM   6 comments
Thursday, June 01, 2006
AOC: All I wanted was a cup of Java Juice
All I wanted was a quick cup of Java to go.

Instead I walk in to a full blown customer hissy-fit.

"Hans did not shoot first!! Damm you and your lying ways"

"Of course he shot first. He was a scoundrel you know!"

"You'll eat those words!!!"

"Ahhhhh! Run away"




So off to work with no coffee. Dang this eternal war.
posted by A Army Of (Cl)One @ 7:36 PM   1 comments
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