Sunday, April 30, 2006
Coffee & Back Talk at Dex
I'm not sure why Dex always wants ta hire these Earth Girls ta work at the Diner.

All they ever do is back talk the customers, and the coffee, man ya gotta yell 3 or 4 times ta get a refill.

I guess its part of the ambiance. Every time I come to the city I stop in here and have my coffee, and put up with the crap.

People always wantin ta take pictures too !!

All right sweety, the picture is done. Will ya Please Go get my coffee ?

By the way ....... What does " Kiss My Grits " Mean anyway ?

Not even GOOD coffee anyway !! Robbin the customers , servin this swill and callin it coffee !

posted by JabaHutt @ 6:26 PM   3 comments
Friday, April 28, 2006
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I admit I like the new Hutt Slave girl costumes the waitresses are wearing, but some of the menu items? No thanks. I don't mind having a conversation during my meal, but not with my meal.
posted by Vegeta @ 2:40 PM   2 comments
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Got Roto-Rooter???
Dex, I just tried to use your restroom. Either a Mom Calamari fell in or you let a Hutt use the bathroom or you got serious pluming issues.

Now I have to go across the street to the Starbucker(tm) coffee shop. Rats
posted by A Army Of (Cl)One @ 2:08 PM   5 comments
I just had to come over and see what all the fuss is about. The whole Jedi Temple is buzzing about Dex's huge breakfast buffet....I had to try it. I love not haveing to cook everyday so maybe I will be brining the Padawans over here for Dex to feed. By the way - great coffee....
posted by Heidi @ 6:53 AM   2 comments
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Check please!

I thought I'd stop by for a cup of coffee, should I be worried about that thing dancing across the counter?

In other news, my family and I rented The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and we loved it. Kiera is very much into it right now and even though it had a climatic battle that was fairly intense, she said "It's OK, Aslan will save them." There were a few departures from the book that I didn't like so much, but they were minor and didn't take away from the story.

So I totally recommend this movie because it's got a great beat that you can dance to and I give it a ten! Er, just go see the movie.
posted by Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator @ 10:27 PM   4 comments
Yesterday at the Diner
Man, yesterday was mobbed here at the Diner. All sorts of beings gathered, sobbing over Master Yoda's retirement. These types of things are real good for business though! Heh heh.

There's also a rumor going around that a new book is about to be published by the Sith. The Jedi Council all have their boxers in wad over that.

And Lt. Commander Oneida - Sorry, but you can't be bringing those voorpaks in here anymore. This is an eating establishment and we've got health codes.
posted by Dexter Jettster @ 7:12 AM   0 comments
Wolverine's here
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Now th' party can begin!
posted by Wolverine @ 6:34 AM   4 comments
Friday, April 21, 2006
After Shopping Break...
My Mansion is finally up and I Must say it looks alot like the old one...

It was awfully empty though so I went to see SHI... it was time for me appologize during my evil spell...

She told me of this nice restrraunt and invited me to lunch...

"We can look through some things over some nice sushi.... Well I am not sure what Dex calls it but its a nice flavored raw fish..." SHI said ...

New public transportation units have popped up all over the Blogger-sphere, Called DEXTransit... A super subway transporter sytem ... Its faster than the Metro in France, The Tube in England and provides such a nice easy quick access to Dex's place....

Of course if Goku every arrives he might weat them out of bussiness...

We sit down together and SHI and I order some raw fish...
It was quite nice...
posted by Vampirella @ 8:17 AM   0 comments
Coming In!
All right, Im Jango Fett, The galaxies most greatest Mandalorain Bounty Hunter, Mr. Dex. I have some here to eat something I am starving...You know there isnt any food from Kamino to here.

So if its possible Ill take A cup of JawaJuice, and my Mandalorian Meat. Extra hot & spicy sause. On the side.
posted by Jango Fett @ 7:53 AM   0 comments
Thursday, April 20, 2006
getting away from the Trunkses
Miari Trunks , and Trunks are driving me mad. So mad I have to go this far away from Earth to get some peace. Well Dex I shall eat anything but raw fish. What do you suggest?
posted by Vegeta @ 9:20 PM   3 comments
Downtime at Dex's Diner
The troopers enjoy stopping by Dex's Diner. Here a link to our down time at Dex's new holo-net cafe section. Here

The coffee is great and there is free wireless holo-net for the data pads.
posted by A Army Of (Cl)One @ 1:57 PM   1 comments
Overheard at the Diner
Just some thoughts on a few customers who stopped in yesterday...

Professor Xavier was here, complaining to my waitresses the whole time about Wolverine. Can't seem to reign that thug in. I don't get why he travels so far to eat at my diner, but I've been told he loves the sliders. Or maybe he loves the waitresses.

Wedge Antilles was talking about some interesting data that came in over his sensor array. Sounds disturbing. I'm glad I get to stay here on the planet. I've had enough adventure in my life.

Last night everyone was talking about the telethon to benefit Severely Traumatic Underdeveloped Primary Intelligence Disorder. Lots of people suffer from this terrible disease, but I just found out that my good friend Obi-Wan Kenobi was diagnosed. {shakes head} Shame, damn shame. So if you missed the telethon, call up Master Yoda and pledge some credits. There's still time.
posted by Dexter Jettster @ 8:34 AM   7 comments
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Order up!
Good evening Dexter.

I'll have my usual. a glass of cold milk and a plate of chocolate Oreo's...Dark chocolate.
posted by palps @ 9:02 PM   2 comments
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Dex's Movie Review
Hermione and I saw an awesome movie last night (and don't get any ideas - I don't date my waitresses - we're just friends). It's called V for Vendetta. Features an adorable little actress that reminds me of that Senator Amidala. She gets her head shaved, but she's still hot. wink, wink

Y'all should go see it. It's playing at the Coco Town Cinemas at 7:00 and 9:45 and also at the Temple Multiplex at 6:30, 8:10, and 9:50.
posted by Dexter Jettster @ 9:31 AM   4 comments
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Welcome to Dex's Diner!
Welcome to Dex's Diner - the best eats in the Coco Town streets! Grab a booth and we'll be right over with a cup of Jawa juice.

Dex's Diner is where you'll find a home-style meal and enjoy idle chatter and gossip about politics, sports, current events, and everything going on in the sci-fi blogging universe.

Join in the fun and share your story. But just remember... Dex is always listening. Heh, heh, heh.

posted by Dexter Jettster @ 2:27 PM   4 comments
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