Friday, May 26, 2006
Hat Dags and Old Style, anyone?
Seeing as how I just saved my Galaxy from the twin evils of Garth Vader and Garth Vader, I thought I'd take a little time to give everyone a quick lesson on how to speak my native tongue -- Chicagoan.

To read the lesson, Click it.
posted by Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator @ 9:10 AM   1 comments
friends in low places
Betrayed... by my own son... Okay so he isnt my flesh and blood son... But I raised the boy...
I found Cain in Thia, fighting in bloodsports, I knew when I saw him he would make a perfect right hand man...

and... he did... My crime sindicate around crime alley with me working out of Crime Alley Bar has been lets say a fruitful success, but now...

That Sayian Morron said he had no interest in Cain, that he washed his hands of him... Yet he sent him a gift and has done exactly what he said he wouldnt do...

As a result I have been betray... Now I am under investigation. Cain went to the cops and squeeled like a pig. Cain was the last person I thought would betray me. I have left my most faithful henchmen to keep things running wile I head out to visit an old friend. I have to lay low until this all blows over and it will, you pay off the right cops and it does, it always does.

Don't stair, I know my face is pinned on shall we say... Its along story...

So what is good here?
posted by The Black Plague @ 5:16 AM   5 comments
The fight
Ya All heard o' the fight I had here th' other day . well th' bill came in for the damages.

Medical Bill fer the guy who started the fight sevreal thousand dollars.

Broken Table and messed up weapons.

Free Image Hosting -

$500 dollars

Broken Barstool
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Blaech fer all th' blood I spilled Of a couple 'o bounty Hunter who thought they were bad.


Showin' a whole other galaxy I'm the best there is at what I do: Priceless.
posted by Wolverine @ 1:20 AM   2 comments
Star Wars movie dub.
Okay, I have been posting after everyone else goes, one at a time. But I HAVE to post this: Click here to watch 'SW-dubbed' Its funny. TRUST ME.

posted by splapped @ 12:44 AM   1 comments
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
T for two....

After taking the new DEXTrainsit transporter subway. Logan and I arrived to Dex's diner… It's been a while since I have been here… So much has happened.
I was almost killed.
Pantha's boyfriend came to visit Logan
Sentinels attacked.
Magneto has been plotting after his attempt to take over Xavier's school failed.
Logan had to call an old fling.

And that is just the recent stuff… So I was upset about this old fling of his. Decided to bring him here so we could have a nice dinner for two.

We were seated right away… Logan ordered a beer, a hamburger and fries and a milkshake and salad for me. We sat enjoying ourselves…

"You seem to be healing fast babe." Logan said as he lit a cigar…

I smiled, "I don't have your healing factor but I do heal quickly."

"So do you know who tried to kill you?" Logan asked.

"An old nemesis. Once upon a time friend. I would rather not talk about it, if that is okay." I asked as I reached and touch his rough face.

"Fine by me, what do you want to talk about?" Logan took my hand and was holding it…

I smiled again, "Think we can talk about your nightmares?"

"I would rather not. Im not really ready to talk about that yet." He wiped his mouth and signaled the waitress with his free hand and then turn back to me , "Something else then."

I took my hand back , "Okay, the woman, you called. Who is she.. exactly?"

"An occassional fling. Nothing more, nothing less. We get together when one of us … um gets lonely." He said in a matter of fact manner

"And now? I mean you didn’t say was an occassional fling, as in past tense." I stated

"Why you up for something different?" He grinned leaning in across the table

I without thinking just slung my milkdshake at him, covering him in pink liquid.

I was angry. I got up, tossed Dex enough credits to cover our dinner, tip and pay for the mess and started to walk away, leaving the diner… I heard Logan get up and then say something.

I turned to see that a larger man than him had stood and was blocking him from following me.
posted by SHI @ 1:40 AM   3 comments
Friday, May 19, 2006
"The knight got trapped in a cell as soon as he exited the dark dragon's cave..." The knight that was grounded, page 14.

Yeah. I am grounded for the summer. SORRY GUYS! Anyway. I might be able to sneak movie online or a post without my dad noticing.

*UPDATE* Uh... her is a video with a starwars song in the background. It is actually pretty funny.

Click to see Video
posted by splapped @ 6:23 PM   7 comments
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Awe, I feel loved!
Thanks for the invite to join, Dex! And thanks for the free dinner last night. I did not have a case of fur balls like the last time. Anywhoo, I left you a bottle of Bantha Blaster under the counter. I know how you love that stuff.
See you tomorrow night. Save me a glass!
posted by Unknown @ 11:21 PM   7 comments
Sunday, May 14, 2006
I greet Thee!!!
How goes it, all? I am the Cardboard Knight! I purposefully spell my name Cardbored so that the current society will accept me into their community! Extrodanary isn't it? I have also figured out how to operate a camera! Fascinating these things are, I can record myself defeating objects!

Yeah, okay, thats all the cardboard I can take for now. I am Ari Tsoupeis. I made starwars united, but I have been de-credited for my wrong actions. I still want to be apart of a star wars community, and I figured that I would join this one. A new spice on things. This is something I can also keep going at, and I won't drift away. Like most people here, I have a big imagination, and like lots of people here, my humor is dry and senseless. I hope you guys enjoy my videos, you can go to my site here. Because I don't feel like doing stuff... Anywho, I hope I am accepted.
posted by splapped @ 9:19 PM   2 comments
I Was Never Here
Padme: Psst. Dex. Remember me? Obi-Wan introduced us several months ago. Listen, I'm meeting some associates here for breakfast and I need a quiet, out-of-the-way table to discuss some confidential issues. Can you, like, help me out?

Dex: Bwwaaa haaa haa haa haa!!! You gotta be kidding me Senator. Take a look around this place. Ya see any "quiet, out-of-the-way tables?"

Padme: {Looks around nervously, then looks pleadingly at Dex.}

Dex: Awright, here's the best I can do for ya. {Ushers Padme to a booth in the back corner of the diner where Jabafatboy is sitting. He gives a signal and Jabafatboy slithers out of the booth, grumbling.} Here ya go sweetie.

Padme: {Gives him a look of disgust and points to the slime all over the seat.}

Dex: {Rolls his eyes and wipes down the seat with his apron.}

Padme: Thank you Dex.

Read more at Padme's blog...
posted by Shannon @ 7:17 PM   1 comments
Friday, May 12, 2006
I'm a part of this blog now cause Padme let me join! Isn't that AWESOME?
Just wanted to say, I totally appreciate all you guys do here, being geek enough to actually write blogs as Star Wars/other sci-fi characters, and making them so entertaining and such... you rock hard.

Also, I want some damn coffee. Why is service so slow here if you're being waited on by a droid? It makes no sense...
posted by CC @ 11:31 AM   4 comments
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Latest News for CGN (Clone Gossip Network)
Hi Dex, just stopping by for a late night coffee. A clones got to keep awake some how. Let me see what gossip I have to drop on you tonight.

JJ the Jawa got stiffed at an awards show, Lt. Cmdr Oneida and Captain Typho seem to be having an interesting breakfast, the contestants on Last Gladiator Standing have started arriving and meeting each other and Fluke is still training. Other than that not much new.

Dex, if you could fill us in on the latest goings on in the Coco District.
posted by A Army Of (Cl)One @ 12:36 AM   1 comments
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Your attention! Your attention, please!
Announcing: Last Gladiator Standing.

I am going on a short vacation this weekend and next week I will start up Last Gladiator Standing. See, I already made a logo!

I would like to invite anyone who is interested in participating to join -- X-Men, Star Wars characters, Lord of the Rings. Everyone. To enter, please email me at I haven't figured out how many participants to allow, but I suppose that I can burn that bridge when I get to it.

I recommend that everyone sign up with Jango and his Heroes Forum for plotting and and discussion purposes. Like I said, everyone is invited who wants to come in. Any questions can be directed to my email or the comments.
posted by Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator @ 6:56 PM   1 comments
Vader's loosing his edge.
I knew that Vader should have retired some time ago. I just did know how bad it has gotten.


Hey Dex, how about another refill?
posted by Wedge Antillies @ 10:39 AM   2 comments
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