Sunday, May 14, 2006
I Was Never Here
Padme: Psst. Dex. Remember me? Obi-Wan introduced us several months ago. Listen, I'm meeting some associates here for breakfast and I need a quiet, out-of-the-way table to discuss some confidential issues. Can you, like, help me out?

Dex: Bwwaaa haaa haa haa haa!!! You gotta be kidding me Senator. Take a look around this place. Ya see any "quiet, out-of-the-way tables?"

Padme: {Looks around nervously, then looks pleadingly at Dex.}

Dex: Awright, here's the best I can do for ya. {Ushers Padme to a booth in the back corner of the diner where Jabafatboy is sitting. He gives a signal and Jabafatboy slithers out of the booth, grumbling.} Here ya go sweetie.

Padme: {Gives him a look of disgust and points to the slime all over the seat.}

Dex: {Rolls his eyes and wipes down the seat with his apron.}

Padme: Thank you Dex.

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posted by Shannon @ 7:17 PM  
  • At 8:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This BETTER be important , I dont Give up my booth for just anyone !!

    Dang good thing yer Cute !!

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