Dex in the City

Who Wants To Be a Super-Villain?

2007-10-21T22:50:00.001-04:00

I cannot condone this, of course, but Captain Koma's hosting the latest gameshow Who Wants To Be a Super-Villain? So if you're evil or want to be evil, just sign on the dotted line and you're in.

Your attention, your attention please

2007-07-12T08:41:00.001-04:00

Head over to my blog for a very special announcement!

Thank you.

New Admin for this site needed

2007-06-08T19:16:00.001-04:00

Hi everyone - this is Shannon/Padme and I'm the "owner" of this blog. I'm doing some cleaning up of my blogger account and find that I don't have the time to participate in this Dex blog. Rather than just delete it, I'd love to transfer it to someone else. Is anyone interested? There's really no work involved other than adding new members - which happens very rarely. You can comment here or email me at phatmommy@gmail.com.

Your attention, your attention please

2007-05-21T08:52:00.001-04:00

May we have your attention please, this is a special announcement. There is something very special over at my blog, all personnel are requested to head over there and check it out right now.

Please head on over to my blog and read the post.

I repeat, something special is at my blog. Everyone is invited to take a look.

Thank you, that is all.

Last Gladiator Standing II

2007-04-18T12:17:00.001-04:00

Go to Last Gladiator Standing II. You know that you want to.

AMAZING MUTANT RACE 3: GRAND FINALE

2007-03-08T20:50:00.000-05:00

It is the grand finale on The Amazing Mutant Race 3. Please come on over and watch Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Vegeta and Tak battle for the prize. OK we don’t really battle. We have to make up an Oopma Loompa song, then we need to either test Willy Wonka’s new candy or make a new kind of candy kids will love. Stop by to help our ratings during sweeps week!

Click Here For Jon IG.

Click Here For Vegeta.

Click Here For Tak.

Even if you don’t have a clue what we’re doing, stop by and make fun of us.

Time to vote

2007-02-16T19:44:00.000-05:00

Click here and vote.

Thank you.

Vote with your feet! Or your fingers

2007-02-15T21:08:00.000-05:00

And it ain't just me. Well OK, I guess an argument can be made that it is just me.

Please go to my blog and read this post. Also read the posts before it.

Your vote will decide the new character who will post on my blog on Monday. Take a good look at the characters and decide who you think it should be. Voting will comense on Friday evening and a new post will go up on Monday.

So come on down and vote!

ARM3: 5th Leg

2007-01-31T14:41:00.000-05:00

AOC explores The Horrors of Disneyland, after having to forfeit his money from The Amazing Mutant Race 3. Click here to see what happened.

Look it’s a Takseketeer

A very important message

2007-01-29T10:59:00.000-05:00

Please click this link for a very important message.

Go on, click it, I dares yah. What? You didn't click it yet? What's holding you back? See, that wasn't so bad. What you didn't click it? Argh!

The Amazing Mutant Race 3

2007-01-24T14:17:00.000-05:00

Over at The Amazing Mutant Race 3, Tak is jumping the Grand Canyon and fighting Zombies. I know, I know, what do those two thing have in common and what the heck is Tak doing on Earth anyways.

Click here to find out.

Tak doing his best Evel Kneivel

AOC and the Amazing Mutant Race part 2

2007-01-10T02:23:00.000-05:00

Tak has run the second leg of The Amazing Mutant Race III. Click here to see what happened.

Down with Koma

The Amazing Mutant Race III: Tak style

2007-01-04T16:27:00.000-05:00

TAK has run the first leg of The Amazing Mutant Race III. Click here to see what happened.

Yes, I am a publicity whore: get over it, I have :)

I'M BACK!

2006-11-12T09:22:00.000-05:00

My FINAL section of Surprise, Surprise is on my blog! Sorry i havent been on so long - all is explained HERE!

Jon's New Duds

2006-10-19T13:54:00.000-04:00

Jon's got a new outfit that's real kicky! You can read all about it right here.

After you take a look, stop by Blockade Boy because he's the one who designed it for me. He's a fabulous wardrobe designer for heroes! Now if only he can help Wonder Man out.

My 50th

2006-10-16T14:23:00.000-04:00

My 50th Post, Flashbacks And An Announcement

Attention.... Wanted....

2006-09-29T23:19:00.000-04:00

S.HI.E.L.D. has requested to post these wanted posters… If you know anything about these Heroes that are breaking the law please inform your nearest SHIELD Agent….

SUPERMAN

VEGETA

VAMPIRELLA

WOLVERINE

THE MAGDALENA

Or file a report at the SHIELD HQ…

INCOMING HOLO

2006-09-27T11:54:00.000-04:00

HOLO RECIEVED:

FROM: Padme Sans
USER NAME: Not a Jedi

Thought you might like to know that there's an assassanation plot against me. Any tips? I need them... fast. Read the full story at My Blog.

Read my post

2006-09-21T09:03:00.000-04:00

Read this post or the kitty gets it!

lets party

2006-09-15T11:37:00.000-04:00

I will post any who wish to do the 200th party POV during the weekend...

Email me your POV and I will post it... The Party is at Sky CIty (no weapons or fighting as requested by NOEL)

You can write about your experience at the Party or what you remember best in my past post
you can comment what you like best about Vampi or what you dont like...

have fun and I look forward in getting your POV

email listed on blog profile and in forum :)

Skycity we have arrived

2006-09-13T10:51:00.000-04:00

I will post my 200th post on Friday, invites have been sent out, please if you wish to participate
email me your POV and I will post it on my 200th post party....
RSVP

Heading to Sky City....

2006-09-09T15:31:00.000-04:00

I sat for a while at this table, Dex made us something to eat so both kids sat eating quietly. In front of me was a thick spiral book to an untrained eye it may look like your average school notebook but it wasn't the pages were thicker and electronic though not thick as one may think… Each page was a large Galactic Map, each of these map pages could change to provide information and listing of solar systems within the galaxies and can even provided global maps of planets with in the solar systems … The book had 200 pages that was 200 Galaxies within the known Universe… Each Galaxies possessing several solar systems or star charts of different things to be seen…

I was planning my trip… I would head over to Sky City, that is as soon as I could find a shuttle to take me… We would stay and visit some friends… Then I would take Hotstuff and Justice on a trip and teach them about the universe…

Not all the planets and galaxies are inhabited but there is so much for them to learn… This trip will take along time and will end in us returning to Drakulon.

I had joined a special group of xenobiology and a dragonologist when I was 15. I spent several years out studying only a few of the galaxies… I think it would be nice for the kids and myself to explore a little while the Human's fight their Civil War….

However I can't help but feel I have lost one of the best things that was in my life….
But for Now I must protect Justice, my daughter…

No telling what would happen if I stay on Earth

My Date With Darth P1

2006-09-07T12:04:00.000-04:00

Jaba insisted on having a full account of this date. Ask an ye shall receive. *wink*

Click to read the madness

Last Gladiator Standing Unplugged

2006-09-06T22:38:00.000-04:00

Come on by LGS for one more drink.

Leaving! (but i'll be back...)

2006-09-04T15:15:00.000-04:00

Howdy! Just dropping in to say that i'll be away for two months!!!!!! However i'll still have my computer, and as i'm going on a trip, i'll update you regularly. Read all about it HERE!

Last Gladiator Standing

2006-09-01T18:47:00.000-04:00

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

The winner has been posted! Get over there now to see who won. You may be surprised, er, or maybe not.

Hello There

2006-08-24T12:14:00.000-04:00

Hello, old friend. Thank you for the invite, Dex and DJK. It is good to be here. Here is the link to my blog, Obi-Wan Kenobi
And now I could use a cup of Jawa Juice. A large one.

Rumors floating around

2006-08-23T11:15:00.000-04:00

The rumour is that Maggie had an affair with someone... henchman? No I think this is just a bunch of bored people talking in a bar...

The jedi leans in, "No it is true it is, affair she has had... Wonder if Xavier a wedgie will give..."

No I cant believe it....

" I heard it was just a kiss.." a clone stated

"I heard it was more" another bar patron exclaimed

A Marine, A Drakulonian and a Sayian walk in a bar --

2006-08-15T12:05:00.000-04:00

The three walk to a dark corner… With obvious rivalry between the two men… Suddenly there is yelling as the Marine begins shooting…… a loaf of bread? At customers…

All curious on lookers wonder what is going on?

Last Gladiator Standing is desiress of your help!

2006-08-10T11:21:00.000-04:00

Last Gladiator Standing needs your help! How, do you ask (if you haven't read the above title)? By voting on the winning post for Challenge #10, that's how.

In Challenge #10, we switched the gender of the four remaining contestants and asked them to write about it, and as expected, the results were hilariously wacky!

So please read the posts and send your vote to me at joninterglad@hotmail.com right away! Everyone is invited to participate.

A Girls Night

2006-08-08T03:17:00.000-04:00

DJK Takes Tak Out For A Girls Night Out Part One

A fun filled night with the female Tak and DJK.

Shameless plug from AOC

2006-08-07T14:50:00.000-04:00

A Army of (Cl)One has a gender bender on Last Gladiator Standing. Come on by and see what happened. Also this week the audience get to vote.

*SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT, SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT”

So make sure you come by this week and voter for your favorite Clone Trooper. If not him, vote for me then. Free Bantha Gut Soup for all who vote.

This Was A Bad Idea

2006-08-07T04:26:00.000-04:00

Messed Up Questions Asked By Fans

Skywalker Out.

Some Funny pictures i thought you all might enjoy

2006-08-04T13:54:00.000-04:00

I walk into the diner and take a seat in the nearest booth. Since I'm bored, and Dex is busy dealing with some indescisive tourists who are a bit confused by the choice on the menu, I flick open my laptop and decide to play around on the internet for a little while.......
anyhow, these are what I unearthed and I just had to show them to you all:

Hey!

2006-08-01T07:55:00.000-04:00

Hey! I've never been in this little diner before - i suppose I should sit down and eat... what food do you suggest??

My Blog

Tak’s Big Date on Last Gladiator Standing.

2006-08-01T01:43:00.000-04:00

Read the conclusion of Tak’s date here. Be warned, it get pretty … freaky.

My date.

Greetings

2006-07-30T22:24:00.000-04:00

Thank you, Padme, for the invation to join. Sweet of you, dangerous but sweet.
Here is a link to my blog: Lord Vader I look forward to getting to know all of you.

Now, what's good on the menu this week?

hmph!

2006-07-29T04:38:00.000-04:00

I sit drinking my coffee. I think back on my life so far. " yes I think it's time."

"Excuse me ?" Questions Dex.

It is Time i put Kal-el In his Place! He's been called the mosy powerful man in the Universe. It's time I beat that little myth out of his mind!"

" Uh - huh." replies Dex . " So who's this Kal-El?"

" You would know him as Superman. Soon he will face off with a Super Saiyan!"

" Good luck with that." Dex responds joyfully as I leave. " Come back again."

yes I will Dex , and then i will be called the strongest in the Universe ! Hahahahahahaahahaha!

Hey, Captain Picard...

2006-07-25T20:01:00.000-04:00

Some Star Trek fun

Videos

Enjoy

Yo!

2006-07-14T17:01:00.000-04:00

Go check this post out: Skydiggity
Holla!

Leave it all up to me, will ya?

2006-07-11T20:24:00.000-04:00

Okay, I'm going to just say hello to yonder gremlins. And that mine blog doth begin a new wonderous story. So go! Go yonder and read mine wonderful blog. I commandeth thou! Now go...eth... already...eth.

S'up?

2006-06-30T12:44:00.000-04:00

Thanks for the invite! I'm Anakin. The Misadventures of Anakin Skywalker... It was bigger but I cleaned out some of the mess. LOL! Anyway, thanks again for inviting me!

Just now...

2006-06-25T17:15:00.000-04:00

I realized that this is a play off of the TV show "Sex in the City". A little slow, in more than movie watching pace I am...

Some sci-fier I am!

2006-06-21T09:13:00.000-04:00

It took me thirteen months to get around to watching Star Wars III. And almost as long to actually post here! Oh well, I finally saw Revenge of the Sith yesterday. All through the movie I thought "This is PG-13?" until I got to the part with the charred legless body... That explained it all. My enjoyment was not helped by a chatty and squeamish person watching it next to me... Ah well... I liked it anyway... Maybe I'll post here more often. Without as many...s.

Don't forget to wash your hands

2006-06-19T08:50:00.000-04:00

Germs are thriving in the bowels of this city. Germs are everywhere, surrounding this building, binding this building, touching us with their dirty little claws..

Er, anyway, I think that you people need to see a safety film about germs, you can watch it here.

Judging You I Am

2006-06-18T10:24:00.000-04:00

Asking me to do one more post, some people have. Well, one more post I have done. On
Last Gladiator Standing it is.

So there! I hope that happy you are! Hmph!

Permanent link to post

And so the war begins...

2006-06-17T00:16:00.000-04:00

I watched as he walked in the room... I have been explaining to him exactly who I was... Now for my offer...

The war begins and I soon shall return to my rightful place at Crime Alley

Who am I?

2006-06-13T22:43:00.000-04:00

You ask.... Many have asked that very question...

Now where is that lovely lady I had a drink with when I first arrived, Kriss I believe her name was

Preparing for war...

2006-06-10T11:17:00.000-04:00

So I have hung out at Dex's long enough. The King Pin has taken over my gang and belives them to be loyal to him. Sadly he will learn only too soon some are only loyal to money which is why they never was kept as anything but pawns.

My trusted men are still loyal and reporting to me everything. Ash is very good at what he does.

King pin convience too many that without Cain I wasn't anything to fear.

He is to soon find out that he is wrong. I am visting an old friend. The one who sewed my face back on.

She is as evil as they come.

She will help me with my planning. Soon they will learn why I am called the Black Plague of Death.

Jaina: Hey guys!

2006-06-08T07:18:00.000-04:00

I walked into the Diner. It was quite busy. I noticed Wedge in the corner but he was surrounded by a huge mountain of notes and paper. He looked really busy so I decided not to disturb him and went over to Dex instead.
"Hey Dex, how's it going?"
"Jaina! You haven't been here in a while."
"Well this is my first time in really. But I thought that you could use some entertainment."
I handed him a couple of holos.
"Well what do we have here?" He questioned.
"The latest holos from the S.T.R. Program. It's going pretty well but some Storm Trooper are having trouble fitting it. Stick it on, Dex!"

He linked up the holos to the projector so that the whole Diner could see them.

First up was one who was trying to make his way by dancing. You would be surprised how popular this option was.

Dancing Storm Trooper

Then there was... Well I'm not entirely sure what this one was doing. I think he was trying to conduct a few people but we can't really figure it out. The music is pretty sinister as well...

Conductor?

And lastly there was the poor Storm Trooper who was one of the Brave a took up the position of an....... intern!!!!!

Intern

The poor guy. He insists that he loves it.

I think that Dex liked them and the customers got a bit of a laugh as well. We were just done when my alarm went off. I waved my hand over my lightsaber to turn it off and then glanced at the clock that I built into it.
"Aww shoot Dex! Times up. I gotta get back to studying. See you later!"
"Ok Jaina, here, catch!"

He chucked the holos at me and I caught them and ran out the door.

You Asked For It!

2006-06-08T03:03:00.000-04:00

Anakin, Spiderman. Need I say more?
See it here!

Check Please

2006-06-07T13:28:00.000-04:00

After getting of the DTS... (DEX-Trainsit trasporter subway)

I went to Dex... "Dex, can I get a raw steak extra bloody and some bloodwine? Also I need to be shuttled to SkyCity."

"I got just the person, captians a nice shuttle back and forth from there. I will send him and a waistress with your steak and wine over to your table." Dex said as he walked toward the kicthen

I took a small table and opened the letter from Holg, and looked at the wanted posters.

This trip may be longer than that night Bangkok

Special Guest Poster

2006-06-05T23:49:00.000-04:00

I had a special guest poster on my blog today. Tak: A Army of (Cl)one Really, I'm not that bad! *blushes*

Xavier and Maggie dine out

2006-06-03T12:53:00.000-04:00

Once Magdalena and I had recovered from the horrible meals we had to eat as part of the third challenge on Last Gladiator Standing, we decided we needed to get off the planet for a bit and find some decent food somewhere. Wolverine had told me about this little hole in the wall so we decided to give that a try.

As we entered Dex's, the aroma of deep-fat fried foods started my mouth salivating.

"I'm afraid french fries are my one weakness," I told Maggie as we took a small table in the corner.

"Oh?" she replied, arching an eyebrow. "What about cognac?"

"That's not a weakness, that's an indulgence."

We were approached by a large . . I'm actually at a loss for words as how to describe this creature. I'm not even sure if it's male or female. I'll let you be the judge. The waiter handed us our menus. It was written in a language I didn't recognize. We handed them back.

Feeling gutsy, I said, "Something deep fried, please."

Maggie pointed to a couple two tables over. "I'll have what that blue woman is having, please."

As the waiter waddled off, I said to Maggie, "I don't know how I made it through that last challenge."

"What are you talking about, Charles? You didn't eat a bit. Bone Grinder ate all of your food."

"Well . . that may be true. But I still had to smell it. That alone almost made me wretch. "

Maggie rolled her pretty blue eyes. "You haven't really done any of these challenges, have you?"

"Moi?" I asked with mock astonishment. "I've completed each one."

"You made Vegeta fight in the arena battle for you. You had Henchman tow you through half the bike race. Now you had Bone Grinder eat all of that horrible food. I had to eat it all myself!"

"First of all Bone Grinder volunteered to eat that food. He seemed to really enjoy it. I have a very refined palate and simply would not be able to consume such over-whelming food."

It was at that moment that the waiter brought our dishes. I looked down at my food. Under the thin crust of fired batter there was something squirming. I felt my stomach getting queasy.

"Um, I don't think mine is quite done," I said.

I looked over at Maggie and her skin was turning as blue as woman's at the table across from us. Looking at her plate I could see why. Two little green things were slithering out of an soft sac.

"You know," I started, "I think I saw a McDonald's across the street."

MISSING PERSON!!!

2006-06-02T04:34:00.000-04:00

Holg here.

Sorry I haven't been updating my blog lately. I have been very busy with starting up a search and rescue for Noel and Zebb. I will get around to it with in the next couple days.

I am here to post these:

Any information leading to the where about's of these two will be rewarded.

Also we need people to help out with the search and rescue. Please contact Sky City if you want to volunteer. Or leave a comment.

Thank you to Vampi who made these posters for us.

AOC: All I wanted was a cup of Java Juice

2006-06-01T19:36:00.000-04:00

All I wanted was a quick cup of Java to go.

Instead I walk in to a full blown customer hissy-fit.

"Hans did not shoot first!! Damm you and your lying ways"

"Of course he shot first. He was a scoundrel you know!"

"You'll eat those words!!!"

"Ahhhhh! Run away"

So off to work with no coffee. Dang this eternal war.

Hat Dags and Old Style, anyone?

2006-05-26T09:10:00.000-04:00

Seeing as how I just saved my Galaxy from the twin evils of Garth Vader and Garth Vader, I thought I'd take a little time to give everyone a quick lesson on how to speak my native tongue -- Chicagoan.

To read the lesson, Click it.

friends in low places

2006-05-26T05:16:00.000-04:00

Betrayed... by my own son... Okay so he isnt my flesh and blood son... But I raised the boy...
I found Cain in Thia, fighting in bloodsports, I knew when I saw him he would make a perfect right hand man...

and... he did... My crime sindicate around crime alley with me working out of Crime Alley Bar has been lets say a fruitful success, but now...

That Sayian Morron said he had no interest in Cain, that he washed his hands of him... Yet he sent him a gift and has done exactly what he said he wouldnt do...

As a result I have been betray... Now I am under investigation. Cain went to the cops and squeeled like a pig. Cain was the last person I thought would betray me. I have left my most faithful henchmen to keep things running wile I head out to visit an old friend. I have to lay low until this all blows over and it will, you pay off the right cops and it does, it always does.

Don't stair, I know my face is pinned on shall we say... Its along story...

So what is good here?

The fight

2006-05-26T01:20:00.000-04:00

Ya All heard o' the fight I had here th' other day . well th' bill came in for the damages.

Medical Bill fer the guy who started the fight sevreal thousand dollars.

Broken Table and messed up weapons.

$500 dollars

Broken Barstool

$30

Blaech fer all th' blood I spilled Of a couple 'o bounty Hunter who thought they were bad.

$5

Showin' a whole other galaxy I'm the best there is at what I do: Priceless.

Star Wars movie dub.

2006-05-26T00:44:00.000-04:00

Okay, I have been posting after everyone else goes, one at a time. But I HAVE to post this: Click here to watch 'SW-dubbed' Its funny. TRUST ME.

-Ari

T for two....

2006-05-24T01:40:00.000-04:00

After taking the new DEXTrainsit transporter subway. Logan and I arrived to Dex's diner… It's been a while since I have been here… So much has happened.
I was almost killed.
Pantha's boyfriend came to visit Logan
Sentinels attacked.
Magneto has been plotting after his attempt to take over Xavier's school failed.
Logan had to call an old fling.

And that is just the recent stuff… So I was upset about this old fling of his. Decided to bring him here so we could have a nice dinner for two.

We were seated right away… Logan ordered a beer, a hamburger and fries and a milkshake and salad for me. We sat enjoying ourselves…

"You seem to be healing fast babe." Logan said as he lit a cigar…

I smiled, "I don't have your healing factor but I do heal quickly."

"So do you know who tried to kill you?" Logan asked.

"An old nemesis. Once upon a time friend. I would rather not talk about it, if that is okay." I asked as I reached and touch his rough face.

"Fine by me, what do you want to talk about?" Logan took my hand and was holding it…

I smiled again, "Think we can talk about your nightmares?"

"I would rather not. Im not really ready to talk about that yet." He wiped his mouth and signaled the waitress with his free hand and then turn back to me , "Something else then."

I took my hand back , "Okay, the woman, you called. Who is she.. exactly?"

"An occassional fling. Nothing more, nothing less. We get together when one of us … um gets lonely." He said in a matter of fact manner

"And now? I mean you didn’t say was an occassional fling, as in past tense." I stated

"Why you up for something different?" He grinned leaning in across the table

I without thinking just slung my milkdshake at him, covering him in pink liquid.

I was angry. I got up, tossed Dex enough credits to cover our dinner, tip and pay for the mess and started to walk away, leaving the diner… I heard Logan get up and then say something.

I turned to see that a larger man than him had stood and was blocking him from following me.

No!

2006-05-19T18:23:00.000-04:00

"The knight got trapped in a cell as soon as he exited the dark dragon's cave..." The knight that was grounded, page 14.

Yeah. I am grounded for the summer. SORRY GUYS! Anyway. I might be able to sneak movie online or a post without my dad noticing.

*UPDATE* Uh... her is a video with a starwars song in the background. It is actually pretty funny.

Click to see Video

Awe, I feel loved!

2006-05-17T23:21:00.000-04:00

Thanks for the invite to join, Dex! And thanks for the free dinner last night. I did not have a case of fur balls like the last time. Anywhoo, I left you a bottle of Bantha Blaster under the counter. I know how you love that stuff.
See you tomorrow night. Save me a glass!

I greet Thee!!!

2006-05-14T21:19:00.000-04:00

How goes it, all? I am the Cardboard Knight! I purposefully spell my name Cardbored so that the current society will accept me into their community! Extrodanary isn't it? I have also figured out how to operate a camera! Fascinating these things are, I can record myself defeating objects!

Yeah, okay, thats all the cardboard I can take for now. I am Ari Tsoupeis. I made starwars united, but I have been de-credited for my wrong actions. I still want to be apart of a star wars community, and I figured that I would join this one. A new spice on things. This is something I can also keep going at, and I won't drift away. Like most people here, I have a big imagination, and like lots of people here, my humor is dry and senseless. I hope you guys enjoy my videos, you can go to my site here. Because I don't feel like doing stuff... Anywho, I hope I am accepted.

I Was Never Here

2006-05-14T19:17:00.000-04:00

Padme: Psst. Dex. Remember me? Obi-Wan introduced us several months ago. Listen, I'm meeting some associates here for breakfast and I need a quiet, out-of-the-way table to discuss some confidential issues. Can you, like, help me out?

Dex: Bwwaaa haaa haa haa haa!!! You gotta be kidding me Senator. Take a look around this place. Ya see any "quiet, out-of-the-way tables?"

Padme: {Looks around nervously, then looks pleadingly at Dex.}

Dex: Awright, here's the best I can do for ya. {Ushers Padme to a booth in the back corner of the diner where Jabafatboy is sitting. He gives a signal and Jabafatboy slithers out of the booth, grumbling.} Here ya go sweetie.

Padme: {Gives him a look of disgust and points to the slime all over the seat.}

Dex: {Rolls his eyes and wipes down the seat with his apron.}

Padme: Thank you Dex.

Read more at Padme's blog...

aloha.

2006-05-12T11:31:00.000-04:00

I'm a part of this blog now cause Padme let me join! Isn't that AWESOME?
Just wanted to say, I totally appreciate all you guys do here, being geek enough to actually write blogs as Star Wars/other sci-fi characters, and making them so entertaining and such... you rock hard.

Also, I want some damn coffee. Why is service so slow here if you're being waited on by a droid? It makes no sense...

Latest News for CGN (Clone Gossip Network)

2006-05-09T00:36:00.000-04:00

Hi Dex, just stopping by for a late night coffee. A clones got to keep awake some how. Let me see what gossip I have to drop on you tonight.

JJ the Jawa got stiffed at an awards show, Lt. Cmdr Oneida and Captain Typho seem to be having an interesting breakfast, the contestants on Last Gladiator Standing have started arriving and meeting each other and Fluke is still training. Other than that not much new.

Dex, if you could fill us in on the latest goings on in the Coco District.

Your attention! Your attention, please!

2006-05-02T18:56:00.000-04:00

Announcing: Last Gladiator Standing.

I am going on a short vacation this weekend and next week I will start up Last Gladiator Standing. See, I already made a logo!

I would like to invite anyone who is interested in participating to join -- X-Men, Star Wars characters, Lord of the Rings. Everyone. To enter, please email me at joninterglad@hotmail.com. I haven't figured out how many participants to allow, but I suppose that I can burn that bridge when I get to it.

I recommend that everyone sign up with Jango and his Heroes Forum for plotting and and discussion purposes. Like I said, everyone is invited who wants to come in. Any questions can be directed to my email or the comments.

Vader's loosing his edge.

2006-05-02T10:39:00.000-04:00

I knew that Vader should have retired some time ago. I just did know how bad it has gotten.

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Hey Dex, how about another refill?

Coffee & Back Talk at Dex

2006-04-30T18:26:00.000-04:00

I'm not sure why Dex always wants ta hire these Earth Girls ta work at the Diner.

All they ever do is back talk the customers, and the coffee, man ya gotta yell 3 or 4 times ta get a refill.

I guess its part of the ambiance. Every time I come to the city I stop in here and have my coffee, and put up with the crap.

People always wantin ta take pictures too !!

All right sweety, the picture is done. Will ya Please Go get my coffee ?

By the way ....... What does " Kiss My Grits " Mean anyway ?

Not even GOOD coffee anyway !! Robbin the customers , servin this swill and callin it coffee !

Ugh!

2006-04-28T14:40:00.000-04:00

I admit I like the new Hutt Slave girl costumes the waitresses are wearing, but some of the menu items? No thanks. I don't mind having a conversation during my meal, but not with my meal.

Got Roto-Rooter???

2006-04-25T14:08:00.000-04:00

Dex, I just tried to use your restroom. Either a Mom Calamari fell in or you let a Hutt use the bathroom or you got serious pluming issues.

Now I have to go across the street to the Starbucker(tm) coffee shop. Rats

Breakfast....

2006-04-25T06:53:00.000-04:00

I just had to come over and see what all the fuss is about. The whole Jedi Temple is buzzing about Dex's huge breakfast buffet....I had to try it. I love not haveing to cook everyday so maybe I will be brining the Padawans over here for Dex to feed. By the way - great coffee....

Check please!

2006-04-23T22:27:00.000-04:00

I thought I'd stop by for a cup of coffee, should I be worried about that thing dancing across the counter?

In other news, my family and I rented The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and we loved it. Kiera is very much into it right now and even though it had a climatic battle that was fairly intense, she said "It's OK, Aslan will save them." There were a few departures from the book that I didn't like so much, but they were minor and didn't take away from the story.

So I totally recommend this movie because it's got a great beat that you can dance to and I give it a ten! Er, just go see the movie.

Yesterday at the Diner

2006-04-23T07:12:00.000-04:00

Man, yesterday was mobbed here at the Diner. All sorts of beings gathered, sobbing over Master Yoda's retirement. These types of things are real good for business though! Heh heh.

There's also a rumor going around that a new book is about to be published by the Sith. The Jedi Council all have their boxers in wad over that.

And Lt. Commander Oneida - Sorry, but you can't be bringing those voorpaks in here anymore. This is an eating establishment and we've got health codes.

Wolverine's here

2006-04-23T06:34:00.000-04:00

Now th' party can begin!

After Shopping Break...

2006-04-21T08:17:00.000-04:00

My Mansion is finally up and I Must say it looks alot like the old one...

It was awfully empty though so I went to see SHI... it was time for me appologize during my evil spell...

She told me of this nice restrraunt and invited me to lunch...

"We can look through some things over some nice sushi.... Well I am not sure what Dex calls it but its a nice flavored raw fish..." SHI said ...

New public transportation units have popped up all over the Blogger-sphere, Called DEXTransit... A super subway transporter sytem ... Its faster than the Metro in France, The Tube in England and provides such a nice easy quick access to Dex's place....

Of course if Goku every arrives he might weat them out of bussiness...

We sit down together and SHI and I order some raw fish...
It was quite nice...

Coming In!

2006-04-21T07:53:00.000-04:00

All right, Im Jango Fett, The galaxies most greatest Mandalorain Bounty Hunter, Mr. Dex. I have some here to eat something I am starving...You know there isnt any food from Kamino to here.

So if its possible Ill take A cup of JawaJuice, and my Mandalorian Meat. Extra hot & spicy sause. On the side.

getting away from the Trunkses

2006-04-20T21:20:00.000-04:00

Miari Trunks , and Trunks are driving me mad. So mad I have to go this far away from Earth to get some peace. Well Dex I shall eat anything but raw fish. What do you suggest?

Downtime at Dex's Diner

2006-04-20T13:57:00.000-04:00

The troopers enjoy stopping by Dex's Diner. Here a link to our down time at Dex's new holo-net cafe section. Here

The coffee is great and there is free wireless holo-net for the data pads.

Overheard at the Diner

2006-04-20T08:34:00.000-04:00

Just some thoughts on a few customers who stopped in yesterday...

Professor Xavier was here, complaining to my waitresses the whole time about Wolverine. Can't seem to reign that thug in. I don't get why he travels so far to eat at my diner, but I've been told he loves the sliders. Or maybe he loves the waitresses.

Wedge Antilles was talking about some interesting data that came in over his sensor array. Sounds disturbing. I'm glad I get to stay here on the planet. I've had enough adventure in my life.

Last night everyone was talking about the telethon to benefit Severely Traumatic Underdeveloped Primary Intelligence Disorder. Lots of people suffer from this terrible disease, but I just found out that my good friend Obi-Wan Kenobi was diagnosed. {shakes head} Shame, damn shame. So if you missed the telethon, call up Master Yoda and pledge some credits. There's still time.

Order up!

2006-04-19T21:02:00.000-04:00

Good evening Dexter.

I'll have my usual. a glass of cold milk and a plate of chocolate Oreo's...Dark chocolate.

Dex's Movie Review

2006-04-18T09:31:00.000-04:00

Hermione and I saw an awesome movie last night (and don't get any ideas - I don't date my waitresses - we're just friends). It's called V for Vendetta. Features an adorable little actress that reminds me of that Senator Amidala. She gets her head shaved, but she's still hot. wink, wink

Y'all should go see it. It's playing at the Coco Town Cinemas at 7:00 and 9:45 and also at the Temple Multiplex at 6:30, 8:10, and 9:50.

Welcome to Dex's Diner!

2006-04-15T14:27:00.000-04:00

Welcome to Dex's Diner - the best eats in the Coco Town streets! Grab a booth and we'll be right over with a cup of Jawa juice.

Dex's Diner is where you'll find a home-style meal and enjoy idle chatter and gossip about politics, sports, current events, and everything going on in the sci-fi blogging universe.

Join in the fun and share your story. But just remember... Dex is always listening. Heh, heh, heh.