|Man, yesterday was mobbed here at the Diner. All sorts of beings gathered, sobbing over Master Yoda's retirement. These types of things are real good for business though! Heh heh.
There's also a rumor going around that a new book is about to be published by the Sith. The Jedi Council all have their boxers in wad over that.
And Lt. Commander Oneida - Sorry, but you can't be bringing those voorpaks in here anymore. This is an eating establishment and we've got health codes.